如果你想在初中開個短笑話，最好是簡短（有翻譯）。

tom’s excuse

teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?

tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, "school-go slow".

湯姆的藉口：

老師：湯姆，你為什麼每天上學遲到？

湯姆：每次我走到那個拐角處，都會有乙個牌子，上面寫著“上學——慢點走”。 ^

呵呵，這個搜尋很多。

救護車的英文單詞是I can't die。

1.金魚。

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

fred: where are you going to keep them?

stan: in the bathroom 。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

斯坦：蒙住他們的眼睛！

斯坦：我贏了92條金魚。

弗雷德：你想把它們放在哪裡？

Stan Stan：浴室。

teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?

tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, "school-go slow".

老師：湯姆，你為什麼每天上學遲到？

湯姆：每次我經過乙個拐角處，路標上都寫著："學校---放慢腳步。 "

mother: why are you jumping up and down?

tom: i've just taken some medicine and i forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽：你為什麼總是上躥下跳？

湯姆：我剛吃完藥，忘了先搖瓶子。

tom: william has asked me for a loan of five pounds. should i be doing right in lending it to him?

jack: certainly.

tom: and why?

jack: because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

湯姆：威廉向我借了五英鎊。 我應該借給他嗎？

傑克：當然。

湯姆：為什麼？

傑克：不然他會從我這裡借來的。

1)tom's excuse

teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?

tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, "school-go

slow".

湯姆的藉口：

老師：湯姆，你為什麼每天上學遲到？

湯姆：每次我經過乙個拐角處，路標上都寫著："學校---放慢腳步。

notes:

poisonous adj.有毒。

cause i'我剛剛咬了我的舌頭，因為我只是咬了我的舌頭。 句子中的 cause 是 because 的縮寫形式。

我只是咬了咬舌頭。

我們有毒嗎？ 一條小蛇問它的母親。

因為我只是咬了舌頭。 ”